The Port That Found a 30,000× Bug in My Own Language
SuperCLI already ran in Node.js and Zig. I ported it to my own language, machin, to dogfood — 10,158 plugins, one 69 KB binary, 24 tests. Then the live test hung for 30 seconds. The bug wasn't in my code; it was in my language's string model. Fixed it: 30,000× faster. This is why you dogfood.